Dam-Dam Le 08/07/2026 à 19:57
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This is a story of a blind date
The lady was thirty minutes late
Now listen to the chatter as they go for a drink
First what they say politely then exactly what they think

[Lady]
Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm late
(Look at his clothes, what a sight)
[Man]
- Oh I don't mind a short wait
(Looks like I'm stuck for the night)
What'll we eat?
- (Steak of course)
Let's have a seat
- (Eats like a horse)
"Stuck again on a blind date"

[Man]
Here comes the band, shall we dance?
(Moves her legs like two rocks)
- Music gets me in a trance
(Keep off my seat, you big ox)
- What'll you drink?
- (Champagne my dear)
What do you think?
- (Ten cent beer)
"Out of luck on a blind date"

[Lady]
Then we went for a moonlit ride
- But only to be polite
- By accident you found my lips
- You kept huggin' and kissin'
And kissin' and huggin' and holdin' me tight
You better stop, it's so late
(I'll conk him right on his dome)
- Baby, your kisses are great
(Boy, am I glad, we're near home)
- Say you were swell
- (See you Jack)
You wouldn't tell?
[- (My achin' back)
"Stuck again on a blind date"

[Lady]
Then quickly we went to the door
- But only to be polite
- And once again you found my lips
- You kept huggin' and kissin'
- And kissin' and huggin' the rest of the night
Thank you again, here's the door
(This guy's gettin' off cheap)
- Only a quarter past four
(Uh oh, there goes all my sleep)
I'll see you when?
- (Why don't he leave?)
Call me again?
- (Yeah, next New Year's Eve)
- Good night
(What a character)
- Good night
(What a character)

[Man] (Come to think of it, she didn't kiss too bad)
[Lady] (On second thought, he's a nice looking lad)
[Man] (I could've been nicer, I'm a dope)
[Lady] (I should've been sweeter, now no hope)

[Man]
Holy smokes, she forgot her bag

You forgot your bag
- Thanks
- Tomorrow night at eight?
- It's a date, I won't be late
"On one thing we'll both agree
No more blind dates for you and me"