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Hush little baby don't say a word
Mommy wants to give you some advice
Like don't run with scissors or touch people's eyeballs
And try to always be nice
And when you're upset take a breath
Try to stay patient and calm
But the number one thing I ask of you
Whatever you do
Don't Google your mom
Don't Google mommy
Please say you won't
You might think you want to
You don't
The more you look the worse it'll be
So please baby please don't Google mommy
Cause mommy writes comedy songs that are a teensy bit obscene
About handjobs and blowjobs and fucking a stranger
I guess every penis I've ever seen
And sure not all the things our parents do are gonna please us
But I'm the only one at Mommy and Me
Who sang fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus
You should be watching the wheels on the bus go round and round
You're not ready yet
To watch mommy criticize our biggest religion
While simulating anal on the internet
I don't regret one single bit
Still don't want you seeing it
I guess I'm just old fashioned like that
I was living life having fun
Not giving any thought to it
Then all the sudden you were there
And it was like oh shit
So don't Google mommy
Please make that choice
I don't want you listening to Slippery When Moist
The songs are true and all about me
So please baby please don't Google mommy
Mommy's an actress and sometimes she acts
In scenes that are naughty
And now everyone at Gymboree can see your mommy's body
Some people get naked for artistic reasons
To tell the story the best way they could
Mommy did it because someone asked
And five seconds later she said sounds good
Sure everyone's got indiscretions online
Like random exes or maybe a
Drunk night or two but it's worse for you
When all of your friend's parents can look at my labia
Don't worry I got scale plus ten
And honestly I'd do it again
Still don't watch things I've had a part in
Wait til you're in kindergarten
I'm just super modest like that
Still don't Google mommy
Say that you'll wait
There's so many things that you're gonna hate
And all of it's out there for free
So please baby please don't Google mommy
Maybe you won't love the things
That mommy did before you
But just cause I'm disgusting
Doesn't mean I don't adore you
And honestly mommy's a pioneer
She did that when slut shaming was cool
She started her YouTube in 2007
Now you get to go to private school
And I promise to pay for your therapy
But still please wait as long as you can
To Google me
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tonnerremecaLe 07/06/2025 à 10:28
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